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(Male Announcer
reads text on screen)

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(Musical jingle)

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[brigh]

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[loud rock music]

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♪ Everything is bleak

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♪ It's the middle
of the night

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♪ You're all alone

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♪ And the dummies
might be right ♪

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[Todd screaming]

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AH! FUCK!

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Right on the tip of my dick!

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Of all fuckin' days
for this to happen. Ugh.

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Ah! Fuck!

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[workers laughing]

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Yeah, fuckin' hilarious,
isn't it?

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[Todd's stomach rumbling]

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Oh. Oh Jesus.

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Oh God.

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[Todd grunting]

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I barely made it.

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Coffee hit your lips,
you gotta shit, am I right?

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You might wanna
clear out, Tase.

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I gotta drop a nuke.

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Just did a bombing run.

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Upper decker.

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[explosive flatulence]

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[phone chiming]

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[Taser chuckling]

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[phone chiming]

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Hey, Todd.
- Oh shit.

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Oh, uh-
- Just on my way up.

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Yeah, no worries.

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Whenever someone's
ten minutes late,

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I give a courtesy call.

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You okay? I can't see you.

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I'm, I'm all good.

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I'll see you in a few.

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What did you
wanna talk about?

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A new general foreman
position opened up.

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[loud farting noises]
I went to bat for you.

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There, surprise ruined.

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[tiny fart noise]

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Uh, Todd?

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Oh, uh, fuck. Thanks.

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Uh, it comes with an office
and a fancy coffee machine.

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I, I really
appreciate the offer,

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but things changed for me after
the, the flare stack weld.

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I miss being
back on the tools.

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Made me realize,

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not everyone can handle
the rod like Todd.

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[Todd grunting]
[loud farting noises]

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[Todd].
Oh shit.

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Uh, so you wanna be
back on the tools?

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I mean, I'm fine with that.

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No, not in Imperial Valley.

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I got a job working pipeline
that starts next week.

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I feel like I need
the time away,

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[loud farting noises]
and with you back
as site manager,

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I feel like this place
is in good hands.

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And you really fit
in well around here.

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Thanks. But, shit.
- [farting] Oh no.

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Uh, well at least
come say goodbye

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after you wash your hands.

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I hope you didn't
see too much.

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Can't see you,
but I can hear.

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See you in a few.

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Oh for fuck's sakes!

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Are you kidding
me right now?!

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Fuckin' nice one, Tase,
you stealthy prick.

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[soft country music]

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♪ Miles and miles
wide open for me

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♪ Got it all laid
out so beautifully

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♪ Don't you worry
'bout a thing, baby

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♪ We can run away
from it all ♪

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[Backwoods].
Another one in the
book for Golden Arm.

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How's she lookin'?

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Any prettier, I'd lick it and
try to stick my dick in it.

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Are you tryin' to get me hard?

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Carpenter's slowing you down?

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Passing you wooden rod or what?

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Hey, hey, the good
Lord Jesus was a carpenter.

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And God must have
been a welder.

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Amen, Ronnie.

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The Toddfather threw in
another masterpiece, Ronnie.

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[Ronnie].
It's all right.

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Well, let's get it tested
and hustle back to camp.

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It's poker night, boys.

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I'm starvin'.

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You ready to fuck the shit out
of some crab legs, big boy?

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Damn straight.

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No man's leaving this
camp without gout.

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Fuckin' love gout!

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What in the Tommy fuck is?

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For shit sakes,
the truck's got a tail again!

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[Todd].
Ronnie, fuckin' prankster.

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[Backwoods].
The guy's a fuckin' child.

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[rhythmic harmonica music]

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[machine beeping]

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It's a total babe magnet.

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They respect authority.

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It's not about the power, Dewey.

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It's about the paycheque.

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She let's me wear the
hat when we make sex.

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Yeah, when they see the
white hard hat coming,

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they drain your nuts
and take your bucks.

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Oh, I am being used.

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Well aware of it.

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But Tase, she had an
earring on her woo-hoo.

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A piercing?

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No, that's a walk in the park.

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I had a girl one time,
she had three-

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Three piercings down there?

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Wow.

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Not three piercings,

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three tits.

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Triangle pattern
or Total Recall?

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And how do you motorboat that?

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Wouldn't you like to know.
[chuckles]

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Stupid thing.

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Dewey, get the gate.

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I'm above this grunt work.

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Dan the man sees all.

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Don't give him a reason, Tase.

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He'll can your ass.

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I don't give two
shits about you, lover.

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Lift with your legs, Q-C.

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Our security booth ain't
no dumpster, dipshit.

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Ugh.

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Yeah, I'll get it, boss.

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I'll give the
booth a good clean.

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I told you he sees all.

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[Danny].
I'm writing you both up

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under Housekeeping
policy 27-A.

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You bag-licking rat,
get the gate.

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[Roach].
No, fuck! [grunts]

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[Steph].
Look at these brazen casuals.

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I'm getting flashbacks
from the strike of '88.

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Fuckin' scabs everywhere.

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They'd pull any ass
off the street.

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These guys don't know their
dicks from their noses.

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Hey!
- Come on.

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Give him his ladder back!
He's gonna break his legs.

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Get it back up there.

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No, I got strong arms.

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And fingers.

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They're always up your
nose, you booger eater.

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I don't eat my boogs.

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I like to roll 'em and
flick 'em. [chuckles]

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[grunts] Oh.

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Why did this Danny fuck

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just bring in all these
non-union wingnuts?

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Same reason as always,

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moolah.

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Okay, but Chelsea's
site manager.

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She could can his ass
and clean this up.

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Not that simple.

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Corporate's pulling the strings
like the Wizard of Fucking Oz.

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The new G-F,

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he's a Conch lackey

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with a mission for
union decertification.

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Thanks again, Todd.

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Did you catch those
no-name junk foods

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that they've been stocking
the vending machines with?

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They're trying to
poison us slowly.

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You don't have to eat it, man.

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Oh, you sweet summer child.

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You still think
we have choices.

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But I'm onto to
these motherfuckers.

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I've hired a dietitian.

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I've been fasting.

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[Steph].
Medhi's his new food guru.

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Medhi's a quack now.

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Okay, and now my arms are
actually getting tired.

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Okay, joke's over.

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Somebody go help him.
- Pick it up.

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Thank you.
- Put it back right now.

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Uh, hi boss.

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It's, uh, 10:00 AM

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and we've already set a new
record for safety violations.

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Union guys by chance?

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No, it's permittees again.

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And I'm wondering when
are you expanding my team,

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because I can't
keep up with it all.

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We have experienced
personnel here.

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[Danny].
Don't bet on it.

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Un-fucking-likely.

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You know, if Todd
were still around,

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none of this bullshit
would be happening,

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But he abandoned us
like a deadbeat dad.

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Whoa!

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[Steph].
Mm-hmm. Wow.

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Okay, there you have it.

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I think I pierced my bag
with a screwdriver, man.

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Oh yeah, what kind?

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Phillips? Flathead?

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[Roach groaning]

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[Jimi].
Oh geez.

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No man, a metal one.

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He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.

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Is that a,

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is that a ham sandwich
in your pocket?

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I...

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Just-just a little bit.
Just a little bit,

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just a little bit,
just a little bit.

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[Jimi].
Get away from me!
It's not your goddamn sandwich.

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Stop touching me there!

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Just the crust!
- [Jimi] No!

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[Homer].
Jimi, you're killing me.

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[Roach].
Man down!

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A new wrench.

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[machine whirring]

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Great. Another fuckin'
flashlight, huh?

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Wow, just brilliant,
it's brilliant.

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And yet they replaced me.

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Imagine that.

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Oh, I'm sorry, man.

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Stocking stuffers?

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[Danny].
You gotta make me
proud teamsters.

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You ready to do the rounds?

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Are you ready?

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Q-C is just the tip
of the dick, Dew-Dew.

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Put it in the hole.

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Show me that you're ready.

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No open beverages
on the floor!

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Tripping hazard
in a mock zone.

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Get a mop and bucket to
clean up the mop and bucket.

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Does this negative
reinforcement really work?

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It kind of feels like

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when my dad would lock
me in the furnace room

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with no light for hours.

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[Danny].
It's like training a dog.

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You gotta break the spirit
without breaking the soul.

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All right?

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All right, all right.

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So we're perfectly clear,

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all you union potatoes

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are very replaceable.

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Like you, Biscotti.

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And don't think your pretty
little union will protect ya.

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You know what I can do.

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Malibu Safety!

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What's the fuckin' deal
with the Striper Tower?

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Well, Roach nearly
tore off his scrotum,

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so I shut it down.

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Not your decision,
safety chick.

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That comes from
a higher power.

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[Dewey].
Ball of Knowledge,

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here we go.

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Coming your way in your hand.

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[in unison] Magic 8 ball.

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One shake is the same as
eight with these things.

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Yeah.
- It's gonna be-

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[Jimi].
One time.
Just flip it over.

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Better not tell you now.

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Right.

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I'll let ya know later.

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On brand.

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Oh, no, no. What to do?!

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[Danny].
Dewey!

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00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:15,427
Oh, I'll get you
another one, boss.

261
00:09:15,428 --> 00:09:16,680
I'm gonna take
one for the team.

262
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,431
[Danny].
That's God's Gatorade.

263
00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:19,431
Drink it.

264
00:09:19,432 --> 00:09:20,599
No, no, no, Dewey,
don't drink that!

265
00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,311
That is not water!

266
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,354
It's knowledge.

267
00:09:25,355 --> 00:09:26,773
[Dewey].
It's good, boss.

268
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:29,817
[lively music]

269
00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:31,152
Deal me in.

270
00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:32,445
Time to lose, ladies.

271
00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:33,779
Chicklets, that's
your one beer quota.

272
00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:35,614
We don't want you pissing
the bed, understood?

273
00:09:35,615 --> 00:09:37,825
[everyone laughing]

274
00:09:37,826 --> 00:09:39,786
Well, this week's
welding champ,

275
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,037
ten weeks in a row.

276
00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:41,997
Yoink!

277
00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,080
Easy there, curly fries.

278
00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:44,624
Get your hands off
my property, bud.

279
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,127
While you boys were out
getting matching suntans,

280
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,420
we hit an extra weld.

281
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,671
This welder and his helper,

282
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,047
we're pretty good at math.

283
00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,716
And that puts us up by...

284
00:09:56,428 --> 00:09:57,970
One, sucker!

285
00:09:57,971 --> 00:10:00,264
[laughing and cheering]

286
00:10:00,265 --> 00:10:02,517
For the Golden Arm! Oye! Oye!

287
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,851
[Ronnie].
Good times don't
last forever, boys.

288
00:10:03,852 --> 00:10:05,686
Let's talk about layoffs.

289
00:10:05,687 --> 00:10:07,188
Volunteers?

290
00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:09,316
Who misses their
boyfriend back home?

291
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,358
[chuckling]

292
00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:13,110
Hey, I hear that the
CornPulse bag lickers

293
00:10:13,111 --> 00:10:15,363
are running away with the
softball league again this year.

294
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,906
Those dickwaxing cheaters.

295
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,532
I know. They need our bats.

296
00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:19,825
So I say maybe
we go back there,

297
00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,286
get some Ws and some dingers,

298
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,204
and maybe we make it to
the finals this year.

299
00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,830
How did you know this?

300
00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:26,874
Taser writes me letters.

301
00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,210
He's the only one
who talks to me.

302
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,628
I know what you're
trying to do.

303
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,297
I've been ignoring this
calling for too long,

304
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,840
I love it here.
- So do I.

305
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,090
Well, I'm having fun

306
00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:37,009
and I'm finally gettin'
to do something for myself.

307
00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:38,510
Why is everyone so
pissed off at me?

308
00:10:38,511 --> 00:10:39,888
What the hell did I do?

309
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,348
[Backwoods].
You fucked the dog
and sold the puppies.

310
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,932
But realistically,
they're jealous.

311
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:47,061
I mean, we didn't really
have to come out here.

312
00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:48,062
I needed to.

313
00:10:48,063 --> 00:10:49,104
[Backwoods].
I get it, man.

314
00:10:49,105 --> 00:10:51,066
Deal me in, boys.

315
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,026
[Ronnie].
You won the belt fair
and square, boys, okay.

316
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,610
Here you go.

317
00:10:54,611 --> 00:10:56,403
Cheers, you
chicken-headed fucks.

318
00:10:56,404 --> 00:10:58,406
Thanks, Ronnie.
- Thanks, Ronnie.

319
00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:01,910
[everyone cheering]
[Ronnie laughing]

320
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,704
[Backwoods].
Look, I've been trying
to be respectful,

321
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,538
and keep you out of
it as long as I could,

322
00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:08,374
but the guy they
hired instead of you

323
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:12,545
is a piece of shit in a toilet
bowl that will not flush.

324
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,547
The place is an
absolute cluster-fuck.

325
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,133
[Ronnie].
I'll raise 500.

326
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,509
Well, that sucks for them.

327
00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:19,719
I call.

328
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,803
For them?

329
00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:22,096
You mean our crew?

330
00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:23,889
Yes it does.

331
00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:24,932
You know Hollywood Pete?

332
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,267
They just tanked his ass

333
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,394
after 32 fuckin' years!

334
00:11:28,395 --> 00:11:29,896
I'll raise 1250.

335
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,105
What did he do?

336
00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:32,898
He didn't have earplugs.

337
00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:33,899
But he's deaf!

338
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,734
I know. Fold.

339
00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:37,612
Anyways, this Danny
guy's running maintenance

340
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,114
like a fuckin' turnaround.

341
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,282
He's making everybody's
lives a living hell.

342
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,408
I'll raise five thousand.

343
00:11:42,409 --> 00:11:44,120
Ooh. [chuckles]

344
00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:45,704
Did you say Danny?

345
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,330
That sounds like
that son of a bitch

346
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,580
they brought into Goose Bay.

347
00:11:48,581 --> 00:11:50,457
Goose Bay was boomin'
until that foot jacker

348
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,585
ran it into the
fuckin' ground.

349
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:53,795
Danny McFuckin' Rules.

350
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,003
What a fuckin'
asshole he was.

351
00:11:55,004 --> 00:11:55,922
[Todd].
Call.

352
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:57,673
McRules? Fake southern accent.

353
00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:59,133
Looks like he's
12 months pregnant,

354
00:11:59,134 --> 00:12:01,885
eats 10 pounds of bacon a day,
and smells like ball cheese?

355
00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:04,471
Not only did that fuck
blanket ruin my town,

356
00:12:04,472 --> 00:12:05,764
he stole my fuckin' bitch.

357
00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:07,975
No!
- Oh, that cuts deep.

358
00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:09,644
Her name was Tatiana.

359
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,566
I'll raise ten thousand.

360
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:16,984
Holy fuck!

361
00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,445
Woohoo!

362
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,653
[Backwoods].
Are you fuckin' high?

363
00:12:19,654 --> 00:12:21,489
Are you seriously
thinkin' about doing this?

364
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,824
[Ronnie].
Whatcha gonna do, Golden Arm?

365
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,325
Sorry, man. I'll raise.

366
00:12:25,326 --> 00:12:27,162
Oooh.

367
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,831
You know I'm good
for the cash.

368
00:12:29,789 --> 00:12:33,835
I'm willing to put all of
my rig cheques into the pot.

369
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,212
[Backwoods].
This is some big fuckin'
dough here, brother.

370
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,840
I'll put my actual
rig on the line.

371
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,048
[men].
Oh!

372
00:12:40,049 --> 00:12:42,344
You welders make too
much fuckin' money.

373
00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:45,013
Call.

374
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:45,971
[Ronnie].
Aces full.

375
00:12:45,972 --> 00:12:47,389
Oh!

376
00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,893
[Ronnie chuckling]

377
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,811
[Todd].
Quad Kings.

378
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:54,980
[men cheering]

379
00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:56,524
Holy fuck!

380
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,569
[Todd].
I guess that's that.

381
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,863
[Backwoods].
Oh, you just won a fuckin'
truck, Toddinator!

382
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,864
Wow!

383
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,240
[lively music]

384
00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:06,744
Hmm.

385
00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:08,661
Morning, Todd.

386
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,037
What do we have here?

387
00:13:10,038 --> 00:13:11,539
That's romantic.

388
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,543
And that needs to come down.

389
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,046
[Homer].
Gently. Gently.

390
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,089
We got it. We got it.
We got it. We got it.

391
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,341
Homer, you're doing so well,

392
00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:24,220
you need to stick to the plan.

393
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:26,845
I can't.
- What?

394
00:13:26,846 --> 00:13:28,013
I'm sorry.

395
00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:30,016
Tase. Tase.

396
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,308
You gotta help me, man. Please.

397
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:32,310
I'd buy you your B7,

398
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,229
but somebody put
caulk in the slots.

399
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,479
Wow. Weird.

400
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,523
Who would do that?

401
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,690
Yep, someone put some
caulking in them.

402
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,774
Good on them, though.

403
00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:41,235
None of us should be
eating any of that garbage.

404
00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:42,695
My body's eating itself.

405
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,072
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you okay buddy?

406
00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:46,365
Just one chip.

407
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:47,533
One lick.

408
00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:48,825
Yeah, don't damage
company property.

409
00:13:48,826 --> 00:13:50,744
There's fuckin'
cameras everywhere.

410
00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:52,330
[Homer grunting]

411
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,956
You better fix this
machine, Medhi.

412
00:13:53,957 --> 00:13:55,917
I swear to God,
I'll eat you if I have to.

413
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,292
Your system is realigning.

414
00:13:57,293 --> 00:13:58,920
[chuckling] What
are you gonna do?

415
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,589
Throw a chair
through the glass?

416
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,297
Good idea.
- [Steph] No, no, no!

417
00:14:02,298 --> 00:14:04,134
Don't make me fire
you as a client!

418
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,094
I should fire you.

419
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,095
I'm going in.

420
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,095
Stop!

421
00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:09,096
[Homer grunting]

422
00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:12,057
What has gotten
into you all?

423
00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:14,310
God, just calm down.

424
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,604
Now we're all feeling some
pressure from the top down.

425
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,729
There's cameras
in the lunchroom.

426
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,190
What's next, the pisser?

427
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,441
No, he's not gonna do that.

428
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,441
That's illegal.

429
00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:22,569
Damn right it's illegal.

430
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,820
I'm telling you,

431
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,614
there's gonna be videos of us
taking a shit on the dark web.

432
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,075
[Ronnie].
Gonna have some
fun tonight, boys.

433
00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:31,494
I guess you guys are buying?

434
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,913
For a guy who just
lost a $75,000 truck,

435
00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:37,166
you sure are chipper. [laughs]

436
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,836
Nothing like losing
Tatiana, man.

437
00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:40,753
Sorry about that, man.

438
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,921
[Backwoods].
This shit again?

439
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,922
This log jockey knows
we got the right of way.

440
00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:45,801
[Todd].
Does it look like
he gives a fuck?

441
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,720
[Backwoods].
Breaker nine, beaver fever,

442
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,346
there's rules to this road.

443
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,932
We wrote the rules,
fuck brain.

444
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:56,268
Now listen to me,
you chicken shits.

445
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:59,147
Bok-bok-bok-bok-fuck-fuck-off!

446
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,190
Cak-cak-cak-cock-sucker!

447
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,941
Honestly, we need to
teach this skunk-eater

448
00:15:02,942 --> 00:15:04,777
a lesson right now.

449
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,777
Let's ram 'em!

450
00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:07,404
That's a great idea.

451
00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:08,364
So that's the plan?

452
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,325
A head-on collision
to start the night?

453
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,408
Mm-hmm.

454
00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:14,163
Boys, this was their road
long before we showed up.

455
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,205
[both laughing]

456
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,832
Listen man,
don't be soft, Stool.

457
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,960
Fuck these birch bark
thong-wearing donkeys.

458
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:21,960
Let's fuckin' ram 'em.

459
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:23,003
You serious?

460
00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:24,379
Fuckin' ram 'em.
- Fuckin' ram 'em.

461
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,422
[Backwoods].
Give it to him hard!

462
00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:26,382
[Ronnie].
He can take it!

463
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,052
Oh, you want to go, big boy?

464
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,637
Here we go, boys.

465
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,970
[Backwoods].
Yes, yes, yes!

466
00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:32,971
Yeahhhhh!

467
00:15:32,972 --> 00:15:34,223
Brace yourselves, boys.

468
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,224
It's a big fuckin' truck!

469
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,850
No!
- [Backwoods] No, it was a joke!

470
00:15:36,851 --> 00:15:38,562
[indiscernible yelling]

471
00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:41,064
Fuck!

472
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,065
You fucking crazy?

473
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,398
[Digger].
Chop Chop is undefeated!

474
00:15:43,399 --> 00:15:44,484
[Backwoods].
Fuck you!

475
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,442
[Digger].
Nah, fuck you!

476
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:46,485
Are you fuckin' insane, man?

477
00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:48,196
You almost wrecked
my fuckin' truck.

478
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,614
Uh, my truck?

479
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,700
And what happened to,
"Let's ram him", Ronnie?

480
00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:59,499
[Chelsea].
Roach might not be
able to have kids.

481
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,582
What happened to Dewey?

482
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,502
He's supposed to
be quality control.

483
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:07,047
Mountain Dewey is quality
and he is in control.

484
00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:08,173
You're just not seein' it.

485
00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,551
These incidents
are escalating.

486
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,177
What if someone dies?

487
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,845
Cost of doin' business.

488
00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:17,349
This gator strap cost more
than the lizard's life I took.

489
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,643
You didn't shoot an alligator.

490
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,686
You bought that
thing at the mall.

491
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,687
And what's with the
shitty Southern accent?

492
00:16:21,688 --> 00:16:23,398
You're from Alberta.

493
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,566
It makes me
likeable and sexier.

494
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:27,984
Okay.

495
00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:31,406
[Danny].
I see the ex-girlfriend hasn't
been showing up to work.

496
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,572
That's too bad.

497
00:16:32,573 --> 00:16:35,409
I love me some
Scissor Sisters.

498
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,744
[chuckles] It's okay.

499
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,412
I've been gay a few times.

500
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,038
Just never with a
new apprentice.

501
00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:41,707
No wonder no one
can stand you.

502
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,167
[Danny].
I can't stand them.

503
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,043
I see it all on my monitors.

504
00:16:45,044 --> 00:16:46,003
Hilarious.

505
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,547
I even caught "Ozemprick"

506
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,632
trying to steal from
the vending machine.

507
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,008
That's suspension worthy.

508
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:53,427
Okay. I'm gonna
have a conversation

509
00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:55,304
with board members
about your bullshit.

510
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,099
The Conch's want me here.

511
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,393
I'm way closer to the
family than you ever were.

512
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,936
You were Charles' gal,

513
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,979
but look what you did to him.

514
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,481
He's probably
got a face tattoo

515
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:09,610
and is gettin' rammed
in the butt right now.

516
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,279
In the butt!

517
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,155
No matter how
you slice it,

518
00:17:13,156 --> 00:17:14,781
we have to work together.

519
00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:15,741
Oh yeah?

520
00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:17,535
A tornado's approachin'

521
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:22,248
and the wind smells like
expensive perfume and a,

522
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,083
a Gucci snail trail.

523
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,334
Ugh.

524
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:28,796
Charles' daughter's comin'
and she wants her allowance.

525
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,839
Jenn Conch is coming here?

526
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:34,594
Excited to have another,
another woman around?

527
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,970
[Danny giggling]

528
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:38,765
Oh, come here. [giggles]

529
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,557
Oh, is that your dog on site?

530
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:45,270
This little princess is my
own personal support animal.

531
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:48,191
So you are perfectly
street legal, aren't ya?

532
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,567
Oh yes, oh yes you're good.

533
00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:52,652
Oh, thank you for
cleanin' my toes.

534
00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:54,113
Oh, my toes are gettin' cold.

535
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,989
Better put this sock back on.

536
00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:58,534
Might be legal,
but it's weird.

537
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,951
Animal cruelty.

538
00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:02,997
Can you help me with
this sock, please?

539
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,208
Chelsea, help. [grunts]

540
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,751
[dog growling]

541
00:18:07,376 --> 00:18:08,335
Well, I'd say that's
about the closest

542
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:10,129
I've ever come to dying.

543
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,213
Bullshit.

544
00:18:11,214 --> 00:18:12,964
Remember when we
volunteered for fire school?

545
00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:13,924
[Backwoods chuckling]

546
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:14,925
Tried to drink from the hose

547
00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:16,344
and blew out his
fuckin' vocal cords.

548
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,385
You got any sense or what?

549
00:18:17,386 --> 00:18:19,346
I thought it would make
me sound more manly,

550
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:21,723
more baritone and raspy.

551
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:22,682
Not you again.

552
00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:23,851
Oh, my dear.

553
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,185
Lookin' lovely.

554
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:26,813
Lemme know if you need
any help changing the kegs

555
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,939
or anything like that.

556
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,190
I'm here for you.

557
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,566
You gonna seal
the deal tonight?

558
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,651
Backwoods, seal the deal.

559
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,692
Come on, we've been
here a dozen times.

560
00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:33,693
Get on with it.

561
00:18:33,694 --> 00:18:35,570
Gentlemen, love
is patient, okay?

562
00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:38,031
It's kind.
Requires some finesse.

563
00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:39,991
Likes of which you troglodytes
have no fucking idea.

564
00:18:39,992 --> 00:18:41,661
Boys, look what just walked in.

565
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,078
It's that fuckin'
hillbilly driver

566
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,579
and his inbred friends.

567
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,624
Shit, that is him.

568
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,334
Guy on the left, he's
got a knife in his boot.

569
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,835
Two guys who look
like sisters,

570
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:51,002
we can fuckin' take 'em.

571
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:52,922
Big fuck in the corner,

572
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,882
got a bum knee but he
wears brass knuckles.

573
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,342
Should we ram 'em, Ronnie?

574
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,385
Sometimes you don't think,
you just do.

575
00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:00,055
Got it, boys?

576
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:06,228
Hey, if it isn't dirty grandpa
and the two fuckheads.

577
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,022
You tit-squirtin' inbreds almost
wrecked my fuckin' truck.

578
00:19:11,023 --> 00:19:11,982
My truck.

579
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:13,066
[Backwoods].
His truck.

580
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,903
It's my beer you're
drinking there, big guy.

581
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,404
You best be buying
me another round

582
00:19:17,405 --> 00:19:19,073
before I put you
in the ground.

583
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,033
Just like I put your
truck in the ditch.

584
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,743
Listen, you sap-suckin'
fuckin' sally.

585
00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:25,621
You ran us off the road
like a cocky, tiny,

586
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:28,290
little fuckin' squirrel
tryin' to fuck a grizzly bear.

587
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:29,709
So trust me, bud,

588
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,044
you and your inbred friends
owe us a fuckin' drink.

589
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,588
Old man, you ran your cracked
ass off the road yourself.

590
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:35,631
You know it.

591
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,424
Too busy thinking about
all those pipes, eh?

592
00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:40,845
Oh, how am I gonna fit this pipe
up this motherfucker's ass?

593
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,430
[in dumb voice] I don't know
'cause I'm a fuckin' idiot.

594
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,140
You wanna talk about
pipes fittin', bud.

595
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,725
I'll fit this fuckin'
pipe down your throat!

596
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,059
Yeah, how about my knuckles
and your teeth for dessert,

597
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,020
you gobbled neck fuck-tucker?

598
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:51,396
You lookin' to get flambéed?

599
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,647
Who the fuck talks like this?

600
00:19:52,648 --> 00:19:54,066
I don't know,
there's a lot of talkin'.

601
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,026
Hey!

602
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,235
[Ronnie grunting]

603
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,319
Get a fuckin' chair!

604
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,653
Right this way, my darling.

605
00:19:58,654 --> 00:20:01,699
[men grunting]
[rock music playing]

606
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,075
[chuckles] Fuck you!

607
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,661
♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪

608
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,330
[Ronnie].
By the dozen. Let's go!

609
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,414
[Todd].
Watch my back!

610
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:11,334
[men grunting]

611
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,501
Get off of my brother
you little [grunts].

612
00:20:13,502 --> 00:20:14,629
[men grunting]

613
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,506
Fuck you dog, and get!

614
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,048
Come on, brother.

615
00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,299
Get up.

616
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,718
Are you sure you don't
want to go home yet?

617
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,470
And miss all this fuckin' fun?

618
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,429
Come on!

619
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,306
[Backwoods laughing]

620
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,473
Get him!

621
00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:27,725
[men grunting]

622
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,101
Oh, you got a poker?

623
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,435
What's that, a sewing needle?

624
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,020
I wouldn't give that to my son!

625
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,730
[men grunting]

626
00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:38,277
[Todd grunting]
[rock music playing]

627
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,488
[Todd].
[grunts] Ah! My fuckin'
welder's elbow!

628
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,614
This, and that, and that,

629
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:45,160
and here's some
fuckin' salad for ya!

630
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,663
[Todd grunting]

631
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:51,832
♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪

632
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,124
♪ raise a little hell ♪

633
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,376
[men grunting]

634
00:20:54,377 --> 00:20:56,127
[fists pummelling]

635
00:20:56,128 --> 00:20:58,631
♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪

636
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:03,259
[rock drum solo]

637
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:04,846
[glass shattering]

638
00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:08,556
[Todd VO].
Clean passes,

639
00:21:08,557 --> 00:21:09,892
solid beads,

640
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,477
penetration.

641
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,312
You are one with
the rod and pipe.

642
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,647
You are the golden glue.

643
00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:17,358
There is only one.

644
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,568
You are the Golden Arm.

645
00:21:20,569 --> 00:21:22,571
No one can handle
the rod like Todd.

646
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,156
I need a minute,
I'm meditating.

647
00:21:25,157 --> 00:21:26,241
That's not meditating.

648
00:21:26,242 --> 00:21:28,160
I just heard your weird,
kinky-ass self-recording.

649
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,996
[Rodd on phone].
Just wake him up.
Don't be a pussy.

650
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:30,954
Like I said. Come on, Rich.

651
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,038
He's not sleeping.

652
00:21:32,039 --> 00:21:34,165
He's hot boxing his truck
with farts or something.

653
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:36,001
Here. It's your dad.
You gotta take it.

654
00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:37,546
[Rodd on phone].
Todd? Todd?

655
00:21:38,587 --> 00:21:39,838
Hey Dad, what's up?

656
00:21:39,839 --> 00:21:41,172
[Rodd on phone].
Ah, finally.

657
00:21:41,173 --> 00:21:42,133
It's Auds.

658
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,009
She seemed fine
last time we spoke.

659
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:45,886
[Rodd on phone].
Well, she's not showing
up for work now.

660
00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:49,222
She's still looking after
my house though, right?

661
00:21:49,223 --> 00:21:51,350
[Rodd on phone].
I'm not sure I call
it looking after.

662
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,018
You know what?
Just get your ass home.

663
00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:54,604
You got it, Dad.
- Good.

664
00:21:57,398 --> 00:22:00,692
Look, dude, I go
where you go, right?

665
00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:01,861
Appreciate it.

666
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,778
Now, Audrey's got a whole
brotherhood looking out for her,

667
00:22:03,779 --> 00:22:06,949
but sometimes she just needs
to see her own bro, right?

668
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,367
Plus, I miss the smell
of H2S in the morning,

669
00:22:09,368 --> 00:22:11,287
and the eggs benny
at the Leaky Pipe.

670
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,787
You do miss your
boy though, right?

671
00:22:12,788 --> 00:22:14,874
Oh, yes, my son, Stryker.

672
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,791
You named your fuckin'
kid Stryker, man?

673
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:17,793
What the fuck?

674
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,045
Shit, you've been
there the whole time?

675
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,211
Time for a vacation.

676
00:22:20,212 --> 00:22:21,297
I'd give my left nut

677
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,633
to see that Danny McRules
one more fuckin' time.

678
00:22:24,675 --> 00:22:26,218
Hey man, no smokin'
in my truck.

679
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,178
[Backwoods].
Whoops. Yoink.

680
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,261
Can't be any worse

681
00:22:28,262 --> 00:22:29,721
than that cancer cum he's
chewin' in his mouth.

682
00:22:29,722 --> 00:22:31,222
[everyone laughing]

683
00:22:31,223 --> 00:22:33,058
[Ronnie].
What the fuck are you
looking at, Johnny?

684
00:22:33,059 --> 00:22:34,602
Let's ride! [chuckles]

685
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,645
[Backwoods].
Next stop, Imperial Valley.

686
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,940
Bye, Ronnie.

687
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,608
[Backwoods].
Yeah, boys!

688
00:22:41,609 --> 00:22:43,443
[Ronnie].
Here we go a-fuckin-gain.

689
00:22:43,444 --> 00:22:45,237
[Todd].
Wonder how our little
buddy Chop Chop's doin'?

690
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:47,698
[Backwoods].
Do we need to give this
guy another ass whoopin'?

691
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:51,117
That's what you get,
you little pussy. [laughs]

692
00:22:51,118 --> 00:22:52,788
Share the road!

693
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,208
[Backwoods].
How was your salad? [laughs]

694
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,374
Need any dressing?

695
00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:00,126
[Todd].
Later, you fuckface flambé.

696
00:23:00,127 --> 00:23:01,420
[Backwoods].
Want some croutons? [laughs]

697
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,588
[Ronnie].
Have a fuckin' good day,
Chop Chop.

698
00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:05,132
[Backwoods].
Suck it!

699
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,801
See ya, moron!

700
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,012
♪ The ones that get the joke
[phone vibrating]

701
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,974
♪ Who understand what you're
saying before a word is spoke ♪

702
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:16,519
What the fuck?
Are you hiding?

703
00:23:17,561 --> 00:23:19,313
Ah! [laughs]

704
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,647
My turn to wear the boot.

705
00:23:20,648 --> 00:23:22,107
[Billy].
Okay, you're the boss.

706
00:23:22,108 --> 00:23:24,610
♪ When you're together,
you've got nothing to prove ♪

707
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,153
[both giggling]

708
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,532
♪ When you're together,
you've got nothing to lose

709
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:35,871
♪ In a world full of strangers,
you don't know who to trust

710
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:38,707
♪ All you see is danger,

711
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,710
♪ Trying to find
what you've lost

712
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,004
♪ You can't do it alone

713
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,633
♪ Everybody needs help

714
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,300
♪ You've got to
find your people,

715
00:23:49,301 --> 00:23:51,470
♪ Then you'll find yourself ♪

716
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:54,681
[soft rhythmic music]

717
00:23:54,682 --> 00:23:59,729
♪ You've got to find the people
that'll call your bluff ♪

718
00:24:01,147 --> 00:24:04,067
♪ Who'll ride along
when the road is rough

719
00:24:05,442 --> 00:24:07,862
♪ You've got to
find your people

720
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,823
♪ The ones that
make you feel equal

721
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:14,243
♪ They pick you up
and don't put you down

722
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,914
♪ Help you find your way
in the lost and found ♪

723
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,715
♪ All you see is danger

724
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,096
♪ You can't go it alone

725
00:24:34,096 --> 00:24:35,891
♪ And everybody needs help

726
00:24:37,433 --> 00:24:38,851
♪ You've got to
find your people,

727
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,060
♪ Then you'll find yourself ♪

728
00:24:41,061 --> 00:24:48,278
[soft rhythmic music]

729
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:52,615
[loud screaming]